I couldn't not share this:
Announcing the Miracle of Birth Videotape! Be warned if you're of a sensitive nature - don't worry, it's not an actual tape; just a good breeder with a less-than-sunshiney (but hilarious) sense of humour. :) I recommend you print it out and staple-gun it to your idiot neighbourhood wannabreeder's front door. I know we've all got one.
Love the video idea. Do they make one for cats and horses?
ReplyDeleteI sure wish! I can't imagine what a horse birthing is like; I think I'd die of stress without even knowing what it actually entails.
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ReplyDeleteIt's about the same, only bigger:)
And, thankfully, usually only one comes out...
I think what strikes terror into my heart is the fact that baby foals are so ... pointy and full of legs and a third the size of their mothers. Puppies are soft and tube-shaped and the size of mittens, and the thought of passing one of those is much less alarming to me... LOL
ReplyDeleteI hope that you aren't passing either, mutt.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeletePuppies smell like, well, the smell is unique, isn't it? Until I had my own puppy, I didn't like the smell much, but oh, Blaze's puppy paws smelled like popcorn:)
Foals are sweet smelling, right from birth, I think so, anyway!
Donkey foals, ooooh..
Yeah the scale factor is a little mind boggling.
Score a huge one for Judge Judy!
She outed a Puppy Miller!
Puppy "Miller" Sherman Henson, Yakima WA tried to sell a T-Cup Chihuahua, that ended up a 12 pounder, the owner did a DNA test, zero evidence of T-Cup!
Cute dog, but the "breeder" had no papers, wouldn't let the buyer come to the house. Judy was FURIOUS with him. YES!!
He admitted to owning 9 females and 3 males. Girl kept the dog, and got her $$ BACK!!
Judy told the Miller that the Humane Society was going to hear about him:)
Judge Judy for President!!
Alright Judge Judy! Gotta love that woman. And I like puppy smell! It's .. milky. :) Though admittedly I've never sniffed one immediately after birth ... I'd rather not sniff anything immediately after birth though.
ReplyDeleteTS: That would be especially alarming considering I'm not even married. What a scandal that would make!
Just call up Brangelina, they'll adopt the babies before the press even gets the news.
ReplyDeleteGawd...my cat having kittens under my bed when I was 16 and pooting out my own offspring when I was 23 was enough to deter me. I never want to be involved in anyone elses birthing, human or animal, not even sea monkeys.
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